more Henry funnies

(His "I just drank hot cocoa from a really large mug" face)

Another installment of funny things that have come from Henry over the past few months...

•for Christmas we gave him a spy kit so he's been working on the art of sneaking and being inconspicuous. #nothisstrength. One day he came into the room with all his spy gear and said to Dameon and me, "Okay, raise your hand if you want to be spied on!"

•he calls Parmesan cheese "carmage cheese"

•he says "figury" instead of "figure"  As in, "We need to figury out how to use this."  It's probably my favorite thing ever.

•the other day he told me that if you have five four times then you have twenty. Flabbergasted, I asked him how he knew. He proceeded to count his fingers and toes.

•comes bursting in the door with a pine cone he found in our yard and exclaims, "Mommy, look what I found! Now we can make syrup!"

•asked me if he could marry me. When I told him I'm already married he said that's fine because he'll just marry Greta or Warren.